1.
Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asks the lawyer, “What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice w
Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asks the lawyer, “What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice w
2.
The visiting church school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class who broke down the walls of Jericho.
Little Johnny replies that he does not know, but it definitely is not him.
The supervisor, taken aback by this lack of basic Bible knowl
The visiting church school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class who broke down the walls of Jericho.
Little Johnny replies that he does not know, but it definitely is not him.
The supervisor, taken aback by this lack of basic Bible knowl
3.
A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends.“Oh, no!” she suddenly exclaimed“Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husbandHe'll be so annoyed if it's not ready on time.”When she got home, she opened a can of cat foo
A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends.“Oh, no!” she suddenly exclaimed“Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husbandHe'll be so annoyed if it's not ready on time.”When she got home, she opened a can of cat foo
4.
Everyone has been guilty of looking at another's age and thinking, “Surely I cannot look that old.” I'm sure you've done the sameIf so, you may enjoy this short story.While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, I noticed
Everyone has been guilty of looking at another's age and thinking, “Surely I cannot look that old.” I'm sure you've done the sameIf so, you may enjoy this short story.While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, I noticed
5.
Hud was staying with his grandfather for a few days.He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked, ‘Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'His Grandpa wa
Hud was staying with his grandfather for a few days.He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked, ‘Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'His Grandpa wa
6.
The blonde wife came home from her first day commuting into the city.
Her husband noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, “Honey, are you feeling all right?” “Not really,” she replied.
“I’m nauseated from sitting backward on the train.
The blonde wife came home from her first day commuting into the city.
Her husband noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, “Honey, are you feeling all right?” “Not really,” she replied.
“I’m nauseated from sitting backward on the train.
7.
An elderly gent had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors.The waiting room was filled with patientsHe approached the receptionist deskThe receptionist was a large imposing woman who looked like a wrestlerHe gave
An elderly gent had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors.The waiting room was filled with patientsHe approached the receptionist deskThe receptionist was a large imposing woman who looked like a wrestlerHe gave
8.
The head monk said, “You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every three years.”The man agreed and after the first 3 years, the head monk came to him and said,“What are your two words?””Food cold!”the man replied.Three more years went by
The head monk said, “You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every three years.”The man agreed and after the first 3 years, the head monk came to him and said,“What are your two words?””Food cold!”the man replied.Three more years went by
9.
Paddy was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuitThe prosecutor opened his questioning with,“Where were you the night of August 24th?”“Objection!” said the defense attorney“Irrelevant!”“Oh, that's okay,” said the Paddy from the witness stand
Paddy was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuitThe prosecutor opened his questioning with,“Where were you the night of August 24th?”“Objection!” said the defense attorney“Irrelevant!”“Oh, that's okay,” said the Paddy from the witness stand
10.
A rather old fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language, was planning a weeks holiday in Sydney with her husband, so she wrote to a particular camping ground and asked for a reservation.She wanted to make sure that the c
A rather old fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language, was planning a weeks holiday in Sydney with her husband, so she wrote to a particular camping ground and asked for a reservation.She wanted to make sure that the c
11.
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fireA lady is standing on a third story ledge holding her pet cat in her arms.“Hey, lady,” yells Larry, “Throw me the cat.”“No,” she cries, “It's too far.”“I play football
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fireA lady is standing on a third story ledge holding her pet cat in her arms.“Hey, lady,” yells Larry, “Throw me the cat.”“No,” she cries, “It's too far.”“I play football
12.
Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym.
His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, “Hey, Bob! How y
Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym.
His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, “Hey, Bob! How y
13.
He asked the preacher if he could participate in the door-to-door selling of bibles.The preacher agreed, but knowing the young man had a bad stutter, only gave him 3 bibles to sell.The following day the young man returned asking for more.The preacher ga
He asked the preacher if he could participate in the door-to-door selling of bibles.The preacher agreed, but knowing the young man had a bad stutter, only gave him 3 bibles to sell.The following day the young man returned asking for more.The preacher ga
14.
Unfortunately the bus got cancelled, so he had to call a cab.While sitting in the cab, he noticed that the driver missed a turn in an intersection.The man carefully tapped the driver on his shoulder and said, “Sorry Sir, but…”The driver screamed, “AAAAAAH
Unfortunately the bus got cancelled, so he had to call a cab.While sitting in the cab, he noticed that the driver missed a turn in an intersection.The man carefully tapped the driver on his shoulder and said, “Sorry Sir, but…”The driver screamed, “AAAAAAH
15.
A young farm girl answers the door and sees an older neighbor there.
Girl: “My father isn’t home, but I know what you want and I can help you.
You want our bull to service your cow.
Well, my father charges one hundred dollars for his best bull.”<
A young farm girl answers the door and sees an older neighbor there.
Girl: “My father isn’t home, but I know what you want and I can help you.
You want our bull to service your cow.
Well, my father charges one hundred dollars for his best bull.”<
16.
They are seated and after browsing the menu they both decide to order the soup of the day.When the waiter brings their soup the man knocks his spoon on the floor.“Whoops,” he says and turns to the waiter, “I'm terribly sorry but could I have another…”The
They are seated and after browsing the menu they both decide to order the soup of the day.When the waiter brings their soup the man knocks his spoon on the floor.“Whoops,” he says and turns to the waiter, “I'm terribly sorry but could I have another…”The
17.
This is the letter that the man wrote to his wife:Dear Wife,I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you foreverI've been a good man to you for 7 years and I have nothing to show for itThese last 2 weeks have been hell…Your boss called to
This is the letter that the man wrote to his wife:Dear Wife,I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you foreverI've been a good man to you for 7 years and I have nothing to show for itThese last 2 weeks have been hell…Your boss called to
18.
Two West Virginia rednecks were out hunting, and as they were walking along, they came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it and were amazed at its size.The first hunter said, “Wow, that's some hole. I can't even see the bottom. I wonder ho
Two West Virginia rednecks were out hunting, and as they were walking along, they came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it and were amazed at its size.The first hunter said, “Wow, that's some hole. I can't even see the bottom. I wonder ho
19.
The MI6, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals.
The Secretary General of the UN decides to set them a test.
He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA people go in.
The MI6, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals.
The Secretary General of the UN decides to set them a test.
He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA people go in.
20.
An old man is eating his lunch in a restaurant when three bikers walk up to him.They make fun of him for being old, and then one of them stubs his cigarette into the truck driver's food.Another spits in the truck driver's milk.The last one smashes the tru
An old man is eating his lunch in a restaurant when three bikers walk up to him.They make fun of him for being old, and then one of them stubs his cigarette into the truck driver's food.Another spits in the truck driver's milk.The last one smashes the tru
21.
A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine.
He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder into the bartender’s face.
Before the bartender could recover from the surprise, the man began weeping.
“I’m sorry,” he said.
“I’m
A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine.
He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder into the bartender’s face.
Before the bartender could recover from the surprise, the man began weeping.
“I’m sorry,” he said.
“I’m
22.
In a small parish church, a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the priest, Father Michael.
Father Michael asked the janitor, “Could you hop into the confessional and listen to confessions for me, just for a few min
In a small parish church, a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the priest, Father Michael.
Father Michael asked the janitor, “Could you hop into the confessional and listen to confessions for me, just for a few min
23.
I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military.They've got the whole thing a.s-backwards.Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You sh
I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military.They've got the whole thing a.s-backwards.Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You sh
24.
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was.When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gu
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was.When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gu
25.
A man walks into a bar and sees his friend sitting beside a 12-inch pianist.
He says to his friend, “That’s amazing.
How did you get that?” The man pulls out a bottle and tells him to rub it and make a wish
. He rubs the bottle, and a puff of smo
A man walks into a bar and sees his friend sitting beside a 12-inch pianist.
He says to his friend, “That’s amazing.
How did you get that?” The man pulls out a bottle and tells him to rub it and make a wish
. He rubs the bottle, and a puff of smo
26.
A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each yearIf he didn't speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on.One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady.He refrained from speaking for two whole ye
A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each yearIf he didn't speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on.One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady.He refrained from speaking for two whole ye
27.
Four affluent fathers meet up for their yearly golf match with each otherAs fathers tend to do, they all start bragging about their children.The first father brags, “My son is a successful real estate agent! He's so successful, he gave a beautiful house
Four affluent fathers meet up for their yearly golf match with each otherAs fathers tend to do, they all start bragging about their children.The first father brags, “My son is a successful real estate agent! He's so successful, he gave a beautiful house
28.
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery,
and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.
“Yes Dad, what is it?”
“Don’t be nervo
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery,
and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.
“Yes Dad, what is it?”
“Don’t be nervo
29.
Mr. and Mrs Potato had three daughters who were as upstanding as they were lovely.
One day the first daughter came home and exclaimed, “I have an announcement to make.”
“And what might that be?” said Mother, seeing the obvious excitement in her elde
Mr. and Mrs Potato had three daughters who were as upstanding as they were lovely.
One day the first daughter came home and exclaimed, “I have an announcement to make.”
“And what might that be?” said Mother, seeing the obvious excitement in her elde
30.
But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California.They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.“Where you wanna go?”“Hooters.”“W
But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California.They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.“Where you wanna go?”“Hooters.”“W
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