Two women are walking home from the bar when they both feel the need to pee, so they slip into a nearby cemetery.
One of them uses her underwear to wipe, while the other grabs a wreath off a headstone.
The next evening, the husbands meet at the bar.
One looks at the other and says, “I think I need to keep an eye on my wife—she came home without her underwear last night.”
The other husband responds, “Well, mine came home with a card wedged in her bum that said, ‘You were loved and will be missed by the entire fire department.’”
One of them uses her underwear to wipe, while the other grabs a wreath off a headstone.
The next evening, the husbands meet at the bar.
One looks at the other and says, “I think I need to keep an eye on my wife—she came home without her underwear last night.”
The other husband responds, “Well, mine came home with a card wedged in her bum that said, ‘You were loved and will be missed by the entire fire department.’”